War and Terrorism. Omg TA is ducking hilarious
FauxNoise hates the PORN INDUSTRY
PORNOGRAPHY! A Washington state representative was beaten back in February when he suggested taxing pornographic materials to save programs that serve the poor and disabled. A noble gesture indeed, which would have taxed adult magazines, adult photographs, adult videos, adult phone services and a few things even adults wouldn’t want to talk about. The flesh lobby (and the rep’s...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-29)
1) Dark Tranquillity (309) 2) Mono (103) 3) Bob Marley (71) 4) Pendulum (37) 5) James Blunt (36) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Cheating husband caught on Google Street View -... →
I hate mondays
Lisa Fremont: Where does a man get inspiration to make a beautiful song like that?
L. B. Jefferies: From the Land Lady once a month.
-Alfred Hitchcock's "Rear Window"
7. Why do those US Secret Service agents always...
First, they don’t always, and second, to protect their eyes from the sun’s glare, which is the explanation the Secret Service gives on its website. The third reason is that a key part of the job is scanning the crowd for anomalies - the expressionless stare amid a sea of cheering spectators, or the overexcited member of an otherwise attentive audience - so it doesn’t hurt that...
Sleeping in the quad. Soo peaceful haha
Keep your friends closer. Keep your enemies closer but only if you can tell the difference.
If America were a woman, she’d be a big titty woman. And everyone loves a...– Chris Rock
Bus full of college kids. Welcome home.
Omg flight was super sketch. Felt like plane was bouncing for an hour. So crazy
I am weaving my lies with Chaotic design -Darkest Hour
So many babies are going to be on the plane…. This flight is going to suck massive
At the airport. Super bored. Listening to some ADTR. Whee!
Omg 100 year old lady is flying. This cant be good. Dude she looks like she was around to see the first airplanes….
damn, realizing how late i’ve stayed up reading a book is ridiculous. but i’ve been following D.J. MacHale’s Pendragon series and i must say, i’ve been hooked since…like, the 7th grade. although easy to read, its just so…exciting about traveling through 10 territories of Halla and fighting evil doers, mysterious intrigue, exotic places and stuff like that. i...
PETA killed 95% of adoptable pets during 2008…LOL!!! fucking crazies hahah
last day at home….spring quarter, here i come!!!
Lol at comedy sportz
…Is that a tattoo?! Yeah… …what is it? …the...– Paul Blart.
Sister: Sisters, I can see that weapon is harmless!
Doctor: Well...yeah, but it's gotta sting
*squirt squirt squirt*
Ok I just saw the dumbest tattoo ever. Its the state of Texas. On the his forearm. Dumbfuck.
Ok technically its only an internship but its still sorta cool
On the metro for my first job interview!
what…what?!…WHAT?!!!……….. …..what.– Doctor Who
Tomorrow the War. Tomorrow we Rise. Never to Fall.– Doctor Who
China never liked to play fair, aye? →
Leticia: on sunday night…i wanted everyone to see it because its like a major highlight
Tim: it most definitely IS a major highlight
Leticia: indeed! explosives make me happy
LOL @ Leticia. What a character haha
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-22)
1. Thrice (165) 2. Pendulum (118) 3. The Decemberists (107) 4. Hans Zimmer (107) 5. Explosions in the Sky (100) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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NCIS: Laughable Quips
Katie: Doesn't it make you think?
DiNozzo: About what?
Katie: About having kids.
DiNozzo: Yeah. I don't think I could handle it.