July 2009
@ youmaybeoffended
you have the choicest pics. keep em coming!
Prick
Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.”
And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.
I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.
June 2009
“Live dangerously and you live right.”
– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (via blazonofbeauties)
“Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in...”
– Antoine de Saint-Exupery (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
Chuck: I love this town. I'm going to have to tell my parents the hotel they just bought is serving minors.
Serena: And if you get a drink, they're also serving pigs.
Chuck: Ooh, I love it when you talk dirty.
Serena: You just love when a girl talks to you.
Chuck: Actually, I prefer them when they're not talking.
Serena: [Sarcastically] Mm. I've missed your witty banter.
Chuck: Let's catch up! Take our clothes off, stare at each other.
“It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.”
– Erma Bombeck (via victoryblues) (via quote-book)
Best Advice I Ever Got →
jingc:
From Tiger Woods:
When I was young, maybe 6 or 7 years old, I’d play on the Navy golf course with my pop. My dad would say, “Okay, where do you want to hit the ball?” I’d pick a spot and say I want to hit it there. He’d shrug and say, “Fine, then figure out how to do it.” He didn’t position my arm, adjust my feet, or change my thinking. He just said go ahead and hit the darn ball.
My...
This sucks. →
Go gayby.
thehidden8: haha, because I'm not black
laughinacorner: we all are. you just dont know it yet....
thehidden8: that wouldn't explain my penis size. HA
laughinacorner: did you just diss yourself...?
thehidden8: hahahahahhahaa. yeah
laughinacorner: oh, ok. just making sure...
thehidden8: i bought extenze, so it's all good though
laughinacorner: uh huh
Rethink College →
Not sure I completely agree, but the writer makes some good points.
Another 11 reason's why the Bible is retarded →
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Sometimes at work, I forget the time and I usually forget to write this down. Anywho, what’s happened so far…hmmm…let’s see. I met Jon Mabe! For those of you who don’t know, he’s a song writer that resides in Tennessee and comes out to Cali when he needs to talk about his contract and stuff. Stuff you might have heard? He wrote that Miley Cyrus song, “The...
Animated GIF of the Day: Just say no, Mario.
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what our spies in iran don't know →
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Interesting…
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-6-28) →
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