Morality is for Little People– David Coe (Scumbag of the Universe)
If you’re body is screaming yes, but your heart whispers no, what then?
Its the weekend!
devera: Wevs to: Keith, right now, pronouncing “meme” wrong Tim Chin for posting pics of Keira and Emma nonstop and making me crazy. I’m going to unfollow you soon. California traffic Having to leave some of the best people in the world today, and miss some others tomorrow and Sunday teeeeheeee don’t hate guuurl
I hate when i get home from a store and i regret...
(via dirtylittlestylewhore) uhg, I hate realizing my wallet is considerably lighter.
Reblog your guilty pleasure
youmaybeoffended: Bad 90’s pop music Bad 80’s pop music…
Man is made by his belief. As he believes, so he is.– Bhagavad Gita (via blazonofbeauties)
He is always telling us completely dirty and inappropriate jokes that we are far...– Emma Watson, about Robbie Coltrane (who plays Hagrid) (via iloveemmawatson)
Boy sues Amazon →
…after they delete his fucking homework. Assholes. Forget blaming it on the dog, thanks to Amazon students have a 21st century excuse for lost homework. When Amazon foolishly yanked 1984 from thousands of Kindles, Justin Gawronski’s electronic notes for a summer assignment became useless. The fact that Orwell’s 1984 is at the center of all of this controversy is one of those...
I am a great believer in luck, and the harder I work the more I have of it.– Stephen Leacock. (via thedailywhat)
txtsfrmlstnght: (508): those are such fre$h shoes (1-508): going to ignore the use of the word “fresh” in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an “s” with a dollar sign i hate it when people do that haha
txtsfrmlstnght: (614): Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez. (1-614): I had better be fucking involved with step four. uhhh…
Snot rocket. FTW.
It's just so much easier to ReBlog...
Compress the universe into one joyous little place where it’s OK to get a little...