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z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

halfstoned:

thesulfurandthesea:

obersts:

lifeofthesearchparty:

wow this is a thing

what a great time to be alive

HWAT

WHAT A GREAT TIM E TO BE ALIVE

Guys, this is nothing new (re: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledildonics)

Teledildonics (also known as “cyberdildonics”) are electronic sex toys that can be controlled by a computer to reach orgasm. Promoters of these devices have claimed since the 1980s they are the “next big thing” in cybersex technology.“Teledildonics” can also refer to the integration of telepresence with sex that these toys make possible — the term was coined in 1975 by Ted Nelson in his Computer Lib/Dream Machines.

blinksoflife:

so true

(Source: ntdtelevision)

sexintartarus:

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

The Rock is looking pretty tiny compared to Shaq and Charles…

When my drunk friend needs rescuing

whatshouldwecallme:

(Source: grrrenadine)

“The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive…’I don’t understand this person, so they’re crazy.’ That’s bullshit.”

"People will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like: “be realistic."

Dylan Moran  (via laurenyun)

(Source: arpeggia)

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