Breathe. Reset. Move on.

You ever have an overwhelming craving for cocaine, a double bacon cheeseburger, and, like, four hours of sex?

steviemcfly:

Because that is basically every waking moment of my life.

^

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    Especially the cocaine.

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26. ethiopienne said: substitute weed for cocaine, and that’s my entire life you just described.
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    i didn’t know i wasn’t the only one that felt this way

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    Now I need a burger.

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40. tamburina said: That’s pretty much my life, except maybe I’d like a different burger.
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