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“Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and bang a nun. If nothing in that sentence at least marginally interests you, I have no idea why you’re visiting this website.”

NEW MOTHERFUCKING LIFE ROLE MODEL — WHY THE HELL HAVEN’T THEY MADE A MOVIE ABOUT THIS WOMAN YET?

Oh wait, I know why ):<

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